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Kevin Federline pretends to be a good father

Kevin Federline already has four children before the age of 30 with two different woman who have both supported him financially. His next victim should be the perenially unpregnant sugar mama, Jennifer Aniston.

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Jessica Simpson wants to study religion

This is not made up. After watching the Da Vinci code 8 times, Simpson decided that she would like to take a college course in religion.
In other news, she recently moved in with Tony Romo.

In other news, Tony Romo recently had earplugs permanently implanted into his ears.

Heidi's mom is not happy with Spencer: aka the most evil man in the entire world

Anne Heche and her lover James Tupper are expecting a baby

Both are due to star on the unwatchable show "Samantha Who?"

Heche is best known for being both crazy and the original Lindsay Lohan.

Alanys Morissettte must have gotten this new tattoo in a drunken haze after she found out that Ryan Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson

Suri is on display again

Brad Pitt says he hopes to bring the mustache back

Dear men of the world: please don't listen to him.

It's hard to tell, but it looks like Sunday Rose is really cute

Scarlett Johansson, Paz Vega and Eva Mendes promote their movie The Spirit

For reasons we don't understand, the National Enquirer thinks that Mary Kate Olsen is pregnant

Mary Kate's representative has quickly squashed this rumor citing that Mary Kate Olsen has yet to menstruate.

Gold is not her best color

It's ok to be freakishly pale, just don't wear gold.

Michael Phelps is named sportsman of the year

We personally love Usain Bolt.

Jessica Alba promotes her new sexy calendar by wearing a skirt that could hide an Olsen twin

It's official: Ivana Trump is now the greatest cougar of all time

Ivana has moved on and is now dating this 22 year old.

David Beckham lands in New Zealand

Even the dudes seem happy to see him.

Rachel Weisz shows up to the Gotham Independent Movie Awards

Found: the two people who are stronger than A-Rod's ex-wife

Kate Winslet shows off some newly highlighted locks

We can't wait to see her reunite with Leonardo DiCaprio for their new drama "Revolutionary Road."

Heidi Klum promotes something

Jessica Alba only smiles and tries to look sexy when she's getting paid for it

Britney Spears celebrates her 27th birthday in NY city in a dress that would be too tight on Taylor Momsen