Wednesday, August 27, 2008

World's hottest man, Marat Safin won his first round match at the US Open in 5 sets


It seems like Star runs this cover every four weeks, but we love it!


You can pretty much assume that Tara Reid is on the cover ever time.

Solange should never allow her mother, Tina Knowles to design her shoes

We doubt there's any juice in this article


We'll assume this is a lovefest for Shannen Doherty so she can avoid getting fired and finally pay her mortgage.  Boring.

Borat helps baby Olive at the airport

Paula claims she helped out the new judge when she was helpless and on the street


What's most shocking about Paula Abdul's written retort to those who think she's jealous of the new judge, is not that she befriended her while she was on the street, but that Paula helped co-write songs for Kylie Minogue.

Chris Noth out and about with his son


photo source: Just Jared

For the two people concerned, Kim Kardashian's foot injury will not prevent her from shaking her butt on Dancing with the Stars


She looks beautiful here.

Jessica Biel is not pregnant, it's just the wind blowing her granny dress


photo source: Just Jared

Brad Pitt and George Clooney have a laugh in Venice


The biggest update is that Brad Pitt says the twins are fine.  We think we all know that if one of those twins has even a slight cough, CNN will be all over that.

George Clooney sails into the Venice Film Festival


He invited us to come, but we had to politely decline.  Monkeys also fell out of his butt.

Patricia Arquette keeps borrowing outfits from Bai Ling

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Try not to shed a tear...


Denise Richards' reality show has not been renewed for another season. We actually watched this show. That probably comes as no surprise to any of you.

Even sleazeballs fall in love


Lindsay Lohan's notorious father, Michael, is engaged to Erin Muller. This news kind of made us gag. This guy is so friggin sleazy.

Kate Moss looks like she's obliterated, as per usual

Note to Jessica Alba: this is not a good look for you

Jessica Simpson hopes those two big bombs on her chest will get country fans to buy her albums

Katie Holmes does her best to make her hair look like she's a member of a bad 80's cover band

Seriously, Mary-Kate, what the f---?

This is bound to be fodder for lots of crappy romance songs


Michael Bolton and Nicollete Sheridan have called it quits.

As usual, very cute Jolie-Pitt clan pic

This outfit is so terrible it must be from Beyonce's line


Solange should've just said no.